And so mofos, the first week of school endeth. And it was not that great. Got all my books and that crap, got talked at, you know. The normal first-week stuff. Got bombarded with homework. So much that I actually didn't want to be at my volleyball game. Yeah I wanted to play, but I also wanted to have time for my homework. Basically, I was just wishing there was more time in the day.
Hassled some teachers/ administrators, proposed to Kaufman about a longer lunch, so he said, "Ok, you're suspended." He has taken it upon himself to hassle me in place of Alcott.
New mission: Get Ms. Hall to hug me. I hugged her when I saw her on campus, but she's like, "No! I have my space!" I love Ms. Hall. Grumpy grandma-type lady. Most amusing.
Spanish is fun. Except for Travis (who is now out of the class) was a bitch and made all our summer homework be due wednesday. The day after our volleyball game. So I was up till like 3 doin it. Boo.
I took myself out to lunch Monday cause I just wanted to be alone to think and not with people. Then tuesday I took Zhanna and Sareena. Shame on me. Oh well. I ate trail mix the rest of the week. Mmm trail mix.
So yeah. I've survived. I challenged Spanish 4. Barely passed the oral. Now just to see how the multiple-guess test comes out.
Worked. Got yelled at again. Why don't I just make a nice little list of all the things I've been yelled at for:
1. My shirt was "too high" aka showed 1/2 inch of "midriff"
2. Wearing tennis shoes. Which I have been doing every single day since I got hired.
3. Standing at the cash register. (After they assigned me to stand there because they think I'm stupid.)
4. Swearing. Ok they got me here. I said ass. Oh no! The world's gonna end! Actually, I was kidding around with some dude that works with me, cause there had been a million people in line and noone was coming to help me and nobody but him showed up until there was like one person left. And I said something along the lines of (as I said so laughingly) "You need to tell them to get their little asses over here faster." And some customer, excuse me, guest, heard me and complained to some higher authority. She was probably religious. But the dude who came and talked to me was cool. He was like "I don't really care, but if the customer doesn't like it, just be careful." So yeah.
6. And today, I was "excessively answering guest service calls". Okay. Maybe because my department SUCKS and everyone in it THINKS I'M STUPID. And they were telling me about always being together with a coworker. I really wanted to point out that every time I saw one of them two they were talking to the other one. Fucking hypocrite. But my better judgement told me not to say it.
It was like they were hunting me down. I just wanted to skip the rest of work and go home. |